I have a WordPress.

I have a WordPress!

This probably doesn’t excites people in the way it excites me, but after my limited success getting involved with Tumblr, I really feel WordPress is the place to be.

Basically what I’m saying is that self-deprecation doesn’t really work on Tumblr.

And that’s all that I have.

The only thing that works on Tumblr is black and white pictures of skinny, semi-naked girls, and cute GIFS of kittens and puppies.

Anyway, stay tuned. I have numerous stories and ideas revolving around masturbation, why Craig Ferguson should be my best friend, and jokes about celebrity sex-tapes.

This is my Australian Story…

P.S – I just watched Australian Story so I’m in a big inspirational mood.

Laters.