TEXAS FOREVER

I have around 20 hours to learn everything about the NFL so I can pretend to people that I know heaps about the Superbowl.

So far all I have is, “something something…half time show…Giants…Tom Brady…”

That won’t do, will it?

Which team is Matt Saracen the Quarter Back for?

I think it’s the Giants. He does play football, doesn’t he?

Who am I kidding, I’m only going to watch for the halftime show anyway.