Jehovah’s Witness Joke
My dad is old. Like proper old. I’m not sure how old exactly but at a guess I’d say like 130…maybe 140. To be honest I have no idea, I just know he’s been around the traps.
He is, however, brilliant to have a conversation with. The way he tries to merge the one thought racing through his mind with any kind of topical event is amazing.
The other day I was talking to him about Gay Marriage, and he stopped, looked at me and said, “You know what, I can’t wait for Gay Marriage to be legalised. That way, Alan Jones will finally be happy, and can stop whinging about everything…”
What the fuck is he talking about?
Obviously he knows the whole ‘Alan Jones is gay’ thing, so he’s just thrown that into the whole gay marriage debate. It’s brilliant!
Where’s his spot on QANDA?!
I also think it’s brilliant that Alan Jones is gay. Before Tony Abbott’s sister publicly came out as being involved in a same-sex relationship, I always imagined that Jonsey was the person he was referring to when he would dodge questions about him being homophobic by saying, “I have a number of friends that are gay”. I liked to imagine it was their little secret and they’d secretly give each a ‘knowing wink’ when drinking their shandies at the Rugby Union.
Turns out it was just his sister.
BORING.
I was reading in the paper the other day about global legislation surrounding gay marriage. If you think we have it bad, you should take a trip to Nigeria! In Nigeria, not only do they have the world’s largest amount of phony bank accounts, but it’s ILLEGAL to be in a same-sex male relationship, yet girl-on-girl action is ALLOWED!
WHAT’S THAT ABOUT?
Clearly the governing body in Nigeria are taking policy advice from ZOO Magazine. Either that or they’ve given the responsibility to a 13-year-old boy going through puberty.
Anyway, I’ve started a crappy podcast with my mate Mitch. What’s that? What’s a podcast?
It’s only the most cutting edge form of new media available! I can’t believe you haven’t heard of it. How do you spend you time on the Internet? You’re such a jerk, you big jerk face.
So basically the podcast is just us talking rubbish. For instance in the last episode we talked about the preferred ethnicity of our hypothetical child.
Wanking also gets a run.
Also, my favourite podcast ‘TOFOP’ has just ended which means there’s a gaping hole in the podcast market and we could be the ones to fill it! It would be the first time I’ve ever filled a gaping hole!
Yeah, that was gross. Sorry.
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